When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
me getting my first boyfriend
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
"Yeah bae i can take it"
*sticks the tip in*
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
The gays are angry
"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"